IF THEY HAD ONLY LISTENED TO THEIR MOTHERS…

IF THEY HAD ONLY LISTENED TO THEIR MOTHERS…
“I’m warning you John, if you continue hanging around with that boy,‘Carrot Top’, you’ll botch your career.”…..
Mrs. John Forbes Kerry

“Listen to me, Brittany; get hooked with FedEx not K-Fed.”…..
Mrs.Spears

“Stop playing with fireworks Stevie or the National Fireworks Association will be knocking on the door. Let me tell you, you don’t want trouble with the NFA.” …..Mrs.Matrix

“Young lady, if you continue making those faces, it will stay that way and you’ll like Edvard Munch’s, The ‘Scream’."…..
Mrs.Pelosi

“I don’t care how many Disney characters the Swartz’s have on their shower curtain, there’s a special on with flamingos at Woolworth’s and that’s that.”…..
Mrs.Kozlowski

“Mark, sweetie, don’t fight with your sister, Santa brought you the train set, the Betsy Wetsy doll is for her.”…..
Mrs. Foley


“Teddy can’t you build something else other than bridges with that Lego set.” …..
Mrs. Rose Kennedy.

“Daniel, how many times must I tell you, ask your brothers’ if you can borrow their bicycles, don’t just take them.”…..
Mrs.Baldwin

“George, it’s time for someone from the ‘Sunshine State’ to become President.” …..
Mrs. Barbara Bush, 1999

“Listen to your mother, George, it’s time someone from the ‘Sunshine State’ became President.”…..
Mrs. Barbara Bush, 2003

“George! It’s time someone…oh, what’s the use…”…..
Mrs. Barbara Bush, 2006

“Son, even though you have GI Joe you’re still outnumbered by your sister’s eight
Barbie dolls, even Ken couldn’t help.”…..
Mrs. Rumsfeld

“I don’t think it’s very funny to call the University of Wisconsin Badgers a bunch of
Cheese Head, who can’t even stand up on their on two feet, Joe."…..
Mrs. Paterno

“That Daley boy seems like such a nice you young man, I don’t know why you have to run off to Arkansas, Hillary, dear.”…..
Mrs. Rodham

“Stop the whining Harry, the Monopoly board only has Atlantic City properties, they don’t have Las Vegas.”…..
Mrs. Reid

“If you want to make the Leafs, you should be out in the backyard practicing on the rink you’re father built for you, Stephen. If you don’t, you’ll end up working for Conrad Black or be Prime Minister, now you don’t want that, eh?”…..
Mrs. Harper

“I think the team should be named after Benjamin Franklin’s original idea for our
national bird, the Philadelphia Turkeys.”…..
Mrs. Lurie

“Katie, take those ridiculous fake glasses and mustache off, you don’t look at all
like Mr. Cronkite.”…..
Mrs. Couric

JAB