Democratic National Convention for 2008

Subject: Democratic National Convention for 2008
Just Released - Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:

7:00 PM Opening flag burning.
7:15 PM Pledge of allegiance to U.N. and opening song by the DixieChicks
7:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30– 8:00 PM P.M Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 PM Ceremonial tree hugging and Cat show
8:15 - 8:30 PM Gay Wedding - Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 PM Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 PM Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender French
President Jacques Chirac
9:15 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 PM Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 PM Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.
9:40 PM Why I hate the Military - a short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton.
9:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 PM Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael Moore.
9:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 PM How Bush and Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Tower
- Howard Dean.
10:30 PM Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad
11:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 PM Al Gore reinvents the Internet
11:15 PM Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
11:30 PM Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 AM Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home