Wednesday, May 07, 2008

SECURITY SECURITY.....RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

GATLINBURG, MAY 7, 2008, SECURITY ALERT:
Hey, I'm not sure why you want him at the workshop. But, I heard that he snuck into the house to scope it out and planted buggin devices during the tea. IF, you look real close at this pic (just click it on)I think there's possibly some truth to the rumor, Better have the house swept.

After receiving this alarming email, we have called in the Orkin man to do a swept of the entire house. So far we have found 34 cents in the sofa, 21 empty bags of Middleworth potato chips, 13 socks that don't match, 8 presents from the cat, 5 dust bunnies hiding under my mother in law, 3 twenty-nine minutes Russell charts, 2 jars of white lightin and a Gator flag.

We will keep sweepin.......and keep ya updated!!!!!......ROTFL

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one Dennis. I would be careful of a room service "hit" during your seminar, LOL. You must be Ken's worse nightmare, and rightfully so.

Anonymous said...

Hey D,, you have me bustin out at the seams on that one.. ROTFLMAOA

rmbandb said...

Dear Dennis, I must say I had a really good time at the tea but I really resent the implication that you think I or one of the other lady's would leave bugs around your house, believe me I know how hard it is to keep a place clean and I hate having to Orkin to come spray my house.