Tuesday, May 13, 2008

OBAMA’S TOP TEN CHOICES FOR VICE PRESIDENT

BARACK OBAMA’S TOP TEN CHOICES FOR VICE PRESIDENT10 Nancy Pelosi: looking at her everyday, there’d be no temptation to pull a Lewinsky.
9 Dennis Rodman: play hoops with fellow Chicagoan, added bonus, his dresses won’t clash with Michelle’s.
8 Neil Young: shut the friggin’ Canadians up once and for all, eh.
7 Harry Reid: the best sourpuss in the country to represent the US at State funerals.
6 Jack Bauer: ‘mission accomplished’ against terrorists.
5 Ted Kennedy: a lock to get the lapsed Catholic vote
4 Al Sharpton: ‘Joy to the World’… “Jeremiah was a bullfrog but Rev Al is a good friend of mine…”
3 Barbara Walters: who better to handle pork with senators.
2 Michelle Obama: who will need the defibrillator first, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter.
1 Bill Clinton: the Dream Ticket, second black President and the first black Vice President.

JAB

2 comments:

William said...

Sorry to be dense, but who is JAB?

Frank Gamwell said...

Are you kidding? Nancy Pelosi is HOT! If I was 85 or 90 I'd definately be all over that