CHAPPAQUA, NY – A secret memo from the Clinton campaign justifies Hillary staying in the primary race, despite the insurmountable odds of catching Barack Obama in the delegate count. The memo claims, “After months, of thousands upon thousands of volunteers wandering around the State of Iowa last fall, we can expect to add at least 10,000 new caucusers come June, July.”
Apparently, the volunteers who went door to door left behind more than leaflets and buttons. A State election official said, “This phenomenon happens every four years, although we’re expecting a bigger turn out in nine months this time, due to the caucus being early and the colder weather.”
Merle Boyd, pharmacist at the local Rexall Drug Store in, Des Moines said, “I noticed people was buying more petroleum jelly, but I just figured it was the cow’s teats that needed it, cus of the cold.”
State Officials are contemplating whether to change the State nickname from the Hawkeye State to the Cockeyed State or even the One-eyed State.
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