Tuesday, May 13, 2008

George Carlin 's Solution to Save Gasoline


George Carlin 's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... .
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... .
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....
If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. ............

I just did.........

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you are a lot better at trading than at solving ethical and social disputes.

Adrian

Sport said...

ROTFL.....it's a joke man.....

Anonymous said...

This is the best idea I've heard so far ... ;-)

Anonymous said...

i could not have said it any better

-adrian

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