Monday, April 21, 2008

TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2008

#10- Life is sexually transmitted.

#9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6- Some people are like a Slinky .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

#4- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3- Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

#2- In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT:We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and thousand of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today
"Life is like a jar of jalapeno's...... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

1 comment:

Cathy said...

Oh man, I love the last one! So dang true! lol

Speaking of burnt behinds, is it all quiet on the Woodie and PFG front? Everything all taken care of to your satisfaction yet?

If you look at their website it seems they have done everything you asked. Accounted for all the MAW donations. Stopped advertising that money goes to MAW. Took all mention of it out of all their ads.

You exposed that no donations from Esignal sign ups went to MAW. Sort of curious into whose pocket the referal money went. Hard to believe that Esignal did not know about Woodie's ads stating "money to MAW" from new signups.

Any problems they have now are between them and the IRS.