An Army squad was moving toward the village of Buritz, north of Baghdad, when, they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was a Marine with the 22nd Expeditionary Unit in a similar but less serious state. The Marine Specialist was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.” “We saw each other and took cover in the ditches along the road.”

“I yelled to him that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a miserable, low life scum bag who ought to be blown away.” He yelled back that Dick Cheney is a “bald headed, good -for-nothing, right wing extremist who doesn’t know how to listen.” So I said that, Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah, well so does Hillary Clinton.”

“And ,there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”