MYSTERY SURROUNDS MISSING AMPHIBIAN

MYSTERY SURROUNDS MISSING AMPHIBIAN
FACTS
Missing: Frog, last seen in TradersParadise, around the same time a concrete pad (shades of Jimmy Hoppa ? ) was being poured in a cottage under construction in the Great Smoky Mountains of Tennessee
Sex: early spring and late summer
Distinguishing marks: ‘blue light special’ painted nails to go with the open toad shoes

UNEXPLAINABLE (SO FAR)
Did Cathy go postal in the swamps of Barnacle-on-bottom ?
What is that green thing on Nancy Pelosi’s lapel ?
Why,lately,does the sercret sauce look greener ?
Did chef Crepe Suzette think FBT stood for,‘frog battered testicles’?
Was there a love triangle,involving Kermit and Miss Piggy, that went terribly wrong ?
Why has Carolyn Boroden, startedcalling it her webbed site ?
Did some religious group think it was a caricature of ‘you know who’ ?
Why is Woodie no longer a member of the Vegan Society ?
Is French television developing a new Survivor series ?
When Steve Matrix uses TLC,is that code for,”tastes like chicken” ?
Why is dirtydebbie now wearing a green jumpsuit ?

(link croakanddagger.com)
P.S. Are drbob and Bob one in the same person ?
JAB