Well I had a flat tire yesterday and pulled off on the side of the road, jumped out of my car, walked down the hillside and picked a bunch of wildflowers, and proceeded to put one bouquet of the flowers in front of the car and one behind it.

Then I got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and came back. He asked me what the problem was? Well, I replied, "I have a flat tarr." In response the passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" I responded, "When you break down around here they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though I ain't from around hear, I think I might be blending in.