Saturday, May 31, 2008

Online Workshop Day #1


Mitten's brother Murray wasn't able to join her at the educational workshop in mountains this weekend.....but he did view it online. It would appear that things went ....well OK. There is the problem of using a laser pointer but the online folks can't see that dang little red dot to save them.

But the workshop stayed online all day and didn't crash as over 86 people were viewing at a time. Two screamin video cams, and a power point running at the same time, the problem can as I move around the mic would pick up other noises.....and that made it come across like I was talking with marbles.....

The best part of the day, at least for me, was during the money management marble game, as Richard slipped in just on piece of paper that gave you a 20 times normal loss. When it was picked out, 70 of the 77 attendees blow out in a heart beat. So I told them to stand up and leave, actually they were over to the side and got some water, bananas, apples and were talking. I walked over and said, "Look in there, what do you see....1....2....3..4.....5...6.....7 are left right?" 7 traders or 10% are left standing. What does that tell you about having the proper risk management and the proper size management. It's not an indicator that blew you out, it wasn't chasing a setup, it wasn't getting out to early, it wasn't your secret sauce was it?

Everyone got the point as they looked back into the room, the rest of the day was just normal yada yada yada about FBT, finding the trend and the mother of all indicators.......

The dinner tonight was viewed online as well, as Logan (12) sang some of Dolly's songs and the band on while we ate chicken and dumplings, ribs and some warm peach cobbler. With the bar open, it wasn't long before they drifted up for a glass of wine or a cold Yeungling. Good start to a long weekend.

Friday, May 30, 2008

The airplane is full.......where is Mittens.


All the tables and chairs are set, the overheads are up and running, the batteries in the pointer have been changed, all the CAD5 one guy can buy have been duct taped to the floor, the buffet tables away, manuals are printed, stacked and those tacky stickers with your names on are laying on the table in a nice neat rows.

It's 8:15pm and soon everyone will be at the Smokey Mountain Brewery for the opening meet and greet, the band is tuning up and even extra servers are on duty tonight after what happened last October, the whole town is braced for these folks. From all over the world either in person or tomorrow online, over 160 traders will be watching to see if I can pull this off.....:)

Airplanes from Atlanta and Memphis are on their way, from Charlotte and Cincinnati are in the final approach to TYS. Hotel rooms are filling up with attendees. But it's not to late to sign up for the online....you have until 8:00am EDT.

We test drove the room in TR Academy today and it looked fine......three cameras so I will have to watch what I stratch I guess.....hehe.

NOW, if you have problems loggin just email support@tradingrooms.com as they are on full battle alert tonight.......may the force be with us...... :)

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Mittens has her bags packed tonight......


Mittens has her bags packed tonight and is trying to get out of the house without the master of the Woodies CCI Club finding out. She is currently pretending to be sleeping in the suitcase....well until he goes to bed that is.

The number of people who has signed up for the online sessions has now extended beyond those who are coming and the house is packed. People are already driving past the house, SLOWLY..... :)

As of tonight over $22,000.00 has been raised for the three local charities just from those folks who will be viewing it online. The three day workshop will also include video from three cameras, live charts, order entry and fibonacci work.
The sessions will be recorded in case, well you have to go to the bathroom or worse, fall asleep in the middle of..."The Holy Grail, who needs it." presentation.

Firday, at high noon will be the last time to sign up, in order to give us enough time to email the manual, load you up for the workshop and so on. Emails will be flying tomorrow night to everyone covering all kinds of details....so stay tuned...as we ROCK THIS LITTLE BLUE MARBLE.... :)

Sorry there Ken Wood, I gave your seat away because you never got back to me after I sent you all those nice email asking you to come.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Daytrading workshop online...time is running out!!


With the educational daytrading workshop here at the house already filled up and now time is working against us. Those who want to join the workshop online need to have their donation done, signed, sealed and emailed by Wednesday night.

The workshop will be recorded, so if you have to step away for a couple of hours to go do a soccer mom thing you can, or worse, if you fall asleep watching the live broadcast. During the month of June you will be able to go back and watch every exciting moment you missed.

The manual will be email on Monday night to everyone that has donated to any of the three local charites, we will have an updated list by Monday evening from them. Now just looking at the manual will be like looking at a road map in the outback somewhere, it won't allow make a lot of sense....no secret sauce in there...:)

The Smoky Mountain Hillbilly Dinner will also be shown, including the band, attendees and of course, the Goldens. The smell of smoked ribs and baked beans, will close your eyes and dream along.......:)

One of the best part of the workshop, is the live trading with a real account, and see how I sweat under pressure.....:) Not only will you see the charts I use but also for those who attend the indicators and ideas are available just for the asking. Hopefully you will find a nugget that can help you improve your trading. I have been using what is called a "Black Bar Indicator" in the chat room, that a trading buddy sent me a while back to see if I could rip it apart. I have been using this indicator and it will also be available to attendees, but for a small fee. Right now, that is only for TradeStation users also.

Now, before the brown shirt get all up in arms over the idea that I might be selling something and making a profit....first off ..."GO TO HELL", but second I always talk about LBR and how she helped me in my trading with the market structure, I will always give credit to Van Tharp for his work, to Larry Williams and of course, to Mr. Krausz who gave me my holy grail. Back in the days of the WoodiesCCIClub.com, when I was part of that mess, well someone tHEFEd or however it was spelled, gave out Roy Kelly's CycleID to anyone that wanted it because he had opened the code. I immediately contacted Roy, a friend of mine, and advised him of what was going on. Of course, Woodie then said that everyone that got it should give Roy a couple of bucks for it. What was 695.00 was then sold for 50.00....but that how that room worked after hours.

I don't use someone's else work without giving credit to that person, like DrBob and his use of the CCI set to 50. Nor, would I give out work that someone else gave me to play with....not that I am a saint, it's just not the right thing to do.

So the bottom line, is simple, time is running out for everyone to finish signing up for the online workshop. You can scan down to see where to donate the $250.00 directly to the charity, see that is another thing, but no need to go there right now. If you have a friend or trading buddy that you think should know about this workshop...NOW IS THE TIME TO DROP HIM A LINE.

I will not be up late late Friday night trying to get any last minute sign up on board......

And by the way, the girls from the charities, will be at the workshop at 8:45am EDT on Monday to speak to the attendees and to thank those who have signed up for the $15,000.00 plus donation that have already come in........WOW!!!!

You folks amazes we at times..........

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Woodie CCI Club and it's not always pretty.....


You can click on the picture to read one of...well, it seems hundreds of emails I have gotten over the past 4 years.

Just good folks sucked into a black hole somewhere in the Internet, promising hope, delivering only misery. Better trades down the road, but they ever seem to come, just more misery. It has been said that 90% of everyone that tries this business will fail, at some point, and that might be a valid statement. I have known hundreds of people, that have come and gone. Some left because they just died, take Biggs or "The Cheese" as an example. Some left because they commited suicide, take Famir for example. Some left because, well in the first place they shouldn't have even been trading, take the couple in Orlando at the Fibonacci Trader Workshop back in May of 2004, where after three days of talking about setups, she raised her hand and said, "What is a red bar for again?" Her and her husband should have even been trading their own money in the futures market...PERIOD.

Take the person who doesn't use stops because "HE KNOWS" which way the market is going, take the person who uses a 10 tick stop, but backs it away because he doesn't want to take another hit and believes it will go his way. Mark Douglas talks about this in his books....GREAT BOOKS BY THE WAY, and a must read.

Take the person who changes this charts based on what someone says in a chat room that is making all kinds of bacon insted of finding his own hog.......YES, there are a great number of reasons why people fail. But, it's the same in any business, look at the dot com's in 2000. Look at all the businesses that have come and gone around where you live....YES there is a reason.

BUT, as they say in the computer software business, Bullshit in....Garage out. Steve Matrix was a prime example of this, and so is the CCI Club. Before every workshop, just like clock work, something new. From the 3 minute charts to the 5 minutes, from no prices bars to range bars, from 4 setups to ...HELL who know by now.
The Sidewinder, The Chop Zone and on and on. For those who believe in the idea of the club.....well it was a great idea. But, when it started there were only these couple of things that were used to setup at trade...The BATMAN....remember that...The Shamu....remember that? That only depends on how long you were in there at during what time frame.

There is a saying that goes something like this....IF it ain't broken, don't fix it.
If that is true, then why, over the past 6 years has the CCI gone from something simple to what is the angle of the moving average......on the indicator?

And to pretend that floor traders are using the CCI because nothing else works after they spent thousand of dollars is just ....I don't know......but it ain't good. Who are these floor traders, why don't they speak at the workshop instead of some cow puncher or banana farmer.....let's hear from the horse's mouth for a change.....

We will all remember.......


In Tennessee we really do pull off the road and stop for funerals......nobody moves until the last car has gone by.
What follows is a message from Vicki Pierce about her nephew James’ funeral (he was serving our country in Iraq):

’I’m back, it was certainly a quick trip, but I have to also say it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. There is a lot to be said for growing up in a small town in Tennessee The service itself was impressive with wonderful flowers and sprays, a portrait of James, his uniform and boots, his awards and ribbons. There was lots of military brass and an eloquent (though inappropriately longwinded) Baptist preacher. There were easily 1000 people at the service, filling the church sanctuary as well as the fellowship hall and spilling out into the parking lot.

However, the most incredible thing was what happened following the service on the way to the cemetery. We went to our cars and drove to the cemetery escorted by at least 10 police cars with lights flashing and some other emergency vehicles, with Tennessee police handling traffic. Everyone on the road who was not in the procession, pulled over, got out of their cars, and stood silently and respectfully, some put their hands over their hearts.

When we turned off the highway suddenly there were teenage boys along both sides of the street about every 20 feet or so, all holding large American flags on long flag poles, and again with their hands on their hearts. We thought at first it was the Boy Scouts or 4H club or something, but it continued .. for two and a half miles. Hundreds of young people, standing silently on the side of the road with flags. At one point we passed an elementary school, and all the children were outside, shoulder to shoulder holding flags kindergartners, handicapped, teachers, staff, everyone. Some held signs of love and support. Then came teenage girls and younger boys, all holding flags. Then adults. Then families. All standing silently on the side of the road. No one spoke, not even the very young children.
The military presence, at least two generals, a fist full of colonels, and representatives from every branch of the service, plus the color guard who attended James, and some who served with him .. was very impressive and respectful, but the love and pride from this community who had lost one of their own was the most amazing thing I’ve ever been privileged to witness.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Memorial Day and what it really means........

The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy, not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either.

He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer.

He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling,
thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must.

He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional.

He can march until he is told to stop, or stop until he is told to march.

He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient.

He has two sets of fatigues: he washes
one and wears the other
He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry.

He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts.

If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food.
He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low.

He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands.

He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job.

He will often do twice the work of a
civilian, draw half the pay, and still find ironic humor in it all.

He has seen more suffering and death than he should have in his short lifetime.

He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed.

He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking.

In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful.

Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American
Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years.

He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding.
Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood.

And now we even have women over there in danger, doing their part in this tradition of going to War when our nation calls us to do so.

As you go to bed tonight, remember this shot

A short lull, a little shade and a picture of loved ones in their helmets.

Prayer wheel for our military.. please don't break it.
Please send this on after a short prayer.

Prayer Wheel

'Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.
Protect them as they protect us.
Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. In Jesus Name, Amen.'


When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our ground troops in
Afghanistan , sailors on ships, and airmen in the air, and for those in Iraq .

There is nothing attached...
This can be very powerful......

Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Coastguardsman, Marine,
or Airman, prayer is the very best one.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The workshop is set......now comes the hard part!!!!

We have tested everything and are now ready to do both a live workshop right from the house like last year. Seventy-two people have signed and only two seats are left. The screens will be put in place over the weekend and by Wednesday I will be trading live in the chat room from the garage....just to test everything.

The manuals are printed and stacked back in books ready to go, all the batteries have been replaced for the laser points, remote mics, battery backup are in place and we have even cleaned most of the workshop area......

For those of you who have signed up for the workshop online, well things are running nicely there also, we have tested the bandwidth, or at least that is what I was told....:) They have tested the sound, the charts and the screaming video. With three cameras going to be in place I will not only have to watch what I say, but what I scratch.....ROTFL.

We have decided instead of recording the Land of Wood everyday, we will record the workshop and it will be stored so that everyone that either attended the workshop personally or over the internet will be able to view it for the entire month of June. (password protected). Anyone who wants to view it after that will have to ...YES, make a donation to my local favorite charities.

I almost went in my pants today when Woodie said, "There are a bunch of professional floor traders in the room everyday because the stuff they spent thousand of dollars on don't work and the CCI helps them." Then he went on to say, "TradeStation was a piece of crap, (wonder if that was a paid advertisement from PFG) because you can't do backtesting on it," "The world is full of people selling moon lines or moon beams that don't work either, all you need people is the CCI," he finished up saying.
WOW......when someone tells you eveything else is BULLSHIT and his stuff is the only thing that works.....WOW....stand back from that one.....there are a thousand ways to make money in this business, and the better ones ain't got no ego attached to them.

Manuals will be emailed out to everyone on Saturday so don't leave your computer for one moment OK? :) Now the manuals by themselves don't tell the whole story they are only pictures of the power points, so anyone that just reads it will be bored and lost in space......or maybe in those them dar moon lines.....

Monday, May 19, 2008

Woodies CCI Club Autotrader week 3


Well after 3 weeks, since the first of May, the account seems to be having what we in the business a serious drawdown period. It started out with a $5,000.00 at the end second week it was down to $4,706.38 and at the end of last week it had dropped down to a new equity low at $4,328.13. That is a $671.87drawdown and about 13.4%.

Last week it looked like it would have a drawdown for the month around $1,032.02 and at this rate, at least it will hit that target. Why can't Woodie just trade it himself, after all he has those 8 out of 10 winners and sometimes it's even 10 out of 10....all the time. Why does he even need this AutoTrader????

Daytrading workshop online and it going great.......


As I was growing up both my grandfather and my dad would also say, "Money talks and Bullshit walks." Well, at this point, I am blown away by the number of folks who have signed up for the online workshop by donating to my favorite local charities. As of tonight, I have gotten emails from all three charities and the total so far is just above $8,300.00.

I am, to say the least, amazed......on Saturday everyone that has signed up will be receiving their manuals via email. We will be broadcasting live the entire three days including the Smokey Mountain Hillbilly Dinner here at the house, well at least, until dark...... :). Also when the ladies from the charities speak on Monday morning at 8:30am about what they do, how they do it, and why your help is so important....everyone will be able to watch their presentation.

Two folks have canceled since this will be online, so there are two spots open if anyone would like to come....again the cost is a donation to these charities, simple as that and I will pick up the tab on the rest of it. It doesn't matter to me if you were, at one time, a big dog (sorry big cat)in the WoodieCCIClub or anybody else, everyone is welcome with open arms...we just ask that you come with an open mind.....

Ken Wood never answered the emails I sent him asking him to come....but I am sure we all know why that will never happen. Ken Wood would never allow anyone to see him actually trade must less his former followers......oh well.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Daytrading Workshop online....the entry fee.....


Mountain Hope Clinic serves the needs of those who don't have insurance and the amount you pay depends on your ability to pay. You can read up on the clinic at their website http://www.mountainhope.org/donations.html but you will have to call them one on one to actually donate at this point. Ask for either Elaine or Mary Vance when you call.

Everyone knows that I am a pet lover, since three goldens roam the house and call out trades all day and somewhere around here there is a cat sleeping. Too lazy to look out the window at all the birds, deer, turkeys, bears that are walking around the property from time to time. So if you are an animal lover more then a people lover here is where you should go to donate. http://www.sevierlibrary.org/humane/ and find the donate tab and click it on and do your thing. Now if you want you can call and ask for Jane, she will be more then glad to help ya....

And then there are the kids, if you like kids more then people and anamials this is your place to so and donate to. http://www.bgcsmoky.com/ under online donations, just click thru the process, but if you would like to call someone and talk one on one, then ask for Sue.

You can split your donation between any of these local charities, give the $250 to one or between them, that is up to you. Shoot, you could even give each $250.00 and make their day. Once you have donated please send me an email and as soon as the charity email me that you have completed your donation I will send your manual, so you have time to study up....:) The place to go for the workshop and the password to enter....of course, we will need your userID so we don't have anyone trying to sneak in.......

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Well we have a solution......to the daytrading workshop

I have gotten several posts on the blog and a bunch of email saying mainly that if people wanted to come...well they should be able to. They personally would be willing to give being up at the house the whole time, so those who wanted to come could. There were a few jokes thrown in there, but I was amazed at the response.

At the same time, I have had several folks outside the USA ask if it was going to be recorded and if it would be available. Some just can't afford to come to the workshop, at this point, in the their trading career. Even folks here in the USA want to come but some can't afford it, for a number of reasons. Those of you who actually know me, know that I will go further then anyone to help someone. I believe in the idea of leaving the 99 sheep to go and find the one that is lost. In Fact, if you are a believer, then you know that is what you are expected to do.

Now I don't want anyone to get the idea that I am a Saint, a goodie two shoes or trying to blow my own horn, it's just who I am. I don't walk the same path that others do, never have and most likely never will. People have always had issues with this ever since I showed up at the first grade, because I ask questions, I keep asking questions until I understand completely. Questions make people uncomfortable at times....and that is why, I believe, they have issues with me. Ken Wood had the same problems because I asked questions, questions about the cash at the door, questions about give backs, questions about not seeing donations made to Make-a-Wish and so on.

It's so important to me that when you reach out to me, I have to try and help, this doesn't mean that I have the holy grail, nor does this mean that after the workshop you will be making piles of money either. I have gotten emails and letters from folks that I have tried to help saying it has made a difference, some small and some big. There are the others that I never hear from again, and I understand that is part of it....

But for those who can open their minds, even for a few days, listen to every word instead of playing on their laptops, that they take all the information and then go thru it one step at a time, there will be something that could turn the ship around.
Ruth 3:13 is an important verse to me.....why are you reading this blog at this point in time in your trading career....in your stage of life? Do you believe it's an accident or fate?

The workshop is full, and that is a fact, but there are people who are reaching out and asking to come, their stories make me think about the times in my life that I reached out for help and no one was there. There was no one to answer my call for help, oh I am not looking for pity either, because a closed door is only the opportunity to look for a better door, a bigger door and once you believe in yourself and also a believer and that door opens then who would be able to close it.....NOBODY!!! And that makes people uncomfortable around me also, because they know, they can feel the difference and they react accordingly.

So for those who can't make it, for whatever reason, like taking care of their parents with health issues, or the cost of flying from over the pond, etc., I understand and want to reach out and help you........

The cost of the workshop is what you believe in your heart you can give, and during the workshop the three local charities come and speak about the work they do here in the Smokey Mountains. Then the attendees have the opportunity to write them a check, to one charity or between two or to all three. I don't even know how much you give, WHY? Well, it not about me, it about you giving from the heart and that means it's between you and your God.

I will be setting up a way to have the entire workshop online, from early Saturday morning thru the dinner that evening, all day Sunday and the entire live trading on Monday. But, in order for you to join the workshop over the internet, you will have to make a $250.00 donation to one of the charities, DIRECTLY!!!

I will post the website links and local address, phone numbers and contact person at each charity so you can make a donation. Once this is donation is paid, they will send me an email and I will forward to you, the place to go and the password. A manual will also be sent to you that we will be using at the workshop. This way we can stay at the house, which is a great place to spend 3 days, and also allow everyone to join in.......

Let me know your thoughts.....

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Houston we have a problem.......


Well we are sold out.....but since it's actually free not sure if you can say...we are "SOLD OUT" but there isn't enough room left at this point that if you had to change your mind, you would have to walk outside first.

We have room for about 70, and we have a waiting list as of tonight with 23 more people that believe this is the place for the holy grail and want to come....so the questions tonight is.....

1. Move to the convention center next to where everyone is staying.....and then come up for dinner on Saturday night....so everyone that wants to come CAN.
2. Keep things are they are so everyone can enjoy the mountain view, walk around the ground between yada yada and forget about those who we can't fit in.....
3. Let them come and sit on your lap.....

email me at dbolzes@chartertn.net and vote....or post your comments....

Words of wisdom from Larry Williams...



"I think the easiest way to overcome emotions is by not making big bets. If you make big bets you become very emotional and that is what the public does, they bet more than their emotions can handle. I think the best formula for a technician is from Einstein, E=MC2 because what that tells us is that E is your emotion equal to your money multiplied by the square of the number of contracts your trading. Everybody bets too big and then they get emotional, and a lot of your emotions can be controlled by your bet size. You still can become emotional with the markets, but every time I put a trade on I know where my stop is and where my risk is. I’ve already accepted that I can lose that amount of money on the trade and it’s done, what else can I do?

The interesting thing about that is if you look at all the great athletes, they can always come back. That means you need to have the energy and the stamina as well as the skills. In trading the only way you can come back is if you have money left - the most important thing for a trader is to have money left. If you bet big, you’ll lose big, and then you can’t come back."
Larry Williams....:)

Now in life you think you see things that are real, just like looking at your charts and you think you see an ideal setup for the trade. Your mind might see one think but in reality it something else.....get up walk back 15 feet and take another look at Albert Einstein....

So what are you missing on your charts.......we bought the market all morning with a target of 743.30. Which we hit.......nice morning in the chat room...no one shorted ROTFL.....

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

George Carlin 's Solution to Save Gasoline


George Carlin 's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... .
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... .
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....
If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. ............

I just did.........

OBAMA’S TOP TEN CHOICES FOR VICE PRESIDENT

BARACK OBAMA’S TOP TEN CHOICES FOR VICE PRESIDENT10 Nancy Pelosi: looking at her everyday, there’d be no temptation to pull a Lewinsky.
9 Dennis Rodman: play hoops with fellow Chicagoan, added bonus, his dresses won’t clash with Michelle’s.
8 Neil Young: shut the friggin’ Canadians up once and for all, eh.
7 Harry Reid: the best sourpuss in the country to represent the US at State funerals.
6 Jack Bauer: ‘mission accomplished’ against terrorists.
5 Ted Kennedy: a lock to get the lapsed Catholic vote
4 Al Sharpton: ‘Joy to the World’… “Jeremiah was a bullfrog but Rev Al is a good friend of mine…”
3 Barbara Walters: who better to handle pork with senators.
2 Michelle Obama: who will need the defibrillator first, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter.
1 Bill Clinton: the Dream Ticket, second black President and the first black Vice President.

JAB

Monday, May 12, 2008

I wonder which one you will be???


I wonder which "ONE" you will be, will you be the "ONE" that reaches their goal in trading or in life? Or will you be the "ONE" that drops out and goes works at something else. Which, "ONE" will you be, the "ONE" that does just OK?

Which "ONE" will you become and why not become the best you can be???
Which "ONE"????

Saturday, May 10, 2008

DayTrading in a tough business ...for sure.


Daytrading has always looked like a get rich quick idea from the word go, you just need a computer and an account. Since you are smarter then everyone else, it's got to be simple, RIGHT? Watch CNBC before the open, listen to Joe and Maria talk about the hot stocks and then buy them, when they go up 5 cents...cover and by using this indicator that Bob the Guru sold you, You'll just buy it again and make another nickel.....ALL DAY LONG.

You really don't have a clue about what a trading plan is, oh yea, you have heard some empty head talk about it, but you don't know what it is or even how to make one.
Since you don't have a solid trading plan, you can't take that and by using money management understand just how many shares to buy today or on this next trade or how many contracts or options to buy...you have no clue.

But there you are, with your $10,000.00 account ready to do battle with the rest of us.....then you find some chat room and instead of finding something you could use, when someone says,......"BUYING IBM", you lean into it, with no clue of what the stop loss should be or your target, you just wait for them to say...."Covering HERE."

Your account is not increasing like you want it to, it's actually going down, your wife is all over you for wasting your time. Your kids smile at youu, while they think you have lost your mind at the dinner table as you tell them, "I am this close, Honey, HONEST."

IS THIS YOU??????

Friday, May 09, 2008

Woodies CCI Club and the results from the AutoTrader


According to the WoodiesCCIClub.com website these statements that are being posted are from an actual trading account using the Woodies CCI Auto Trader. Now when Steve Matrix did this, well it took me about 3 days to prove and show in this blog that those statements were false...and the outstanding returns posted were just BSski.

These statements do not have a name actually attached to them, like Woodies CCI Club, LLC., Somewhere in the desert, AZ. Nor does it have an account number even if the account number is crossed out. But let's take a look at it non the less.

The statement starts out with $4,940.93 on the morning of the first, and took several trades and ended the day....DOWN.....$26.75. Not to bad, I guess, after all the market might have just sucked on Thursday. That's it....the market sucked on Thursday.

The AutoTrader does not trade on FRIDAY, we close the second day of trading for May out at $4,901.77

So here we are on Monday, beginning balance of $4,901.77 and again it found several trades during the day an after commissions we ended up $6.56. YIKES, it actually made like $20.93 but there were expenses. You know....$2.39 for commissions, NFA Fees of $.02 (WOW, someone actually gave the NFA their two cents worth), then we had the roll charge of $.58, a OTE fee of $11.38 and finally the net profit of $6.56. SO all in all we started out with $4,901.77 and ended the day up to $4,893.56. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE.......

So let's jump over to Wednesday with an opening balance of $4,808.34 which is $85.22 lower then Monday ending balance....something ugly must have happened on Tuesday.
Well, anyways......again there was that commission thing of $13.22, then the NFA Fee of $.14, for a total Profit/Loss of .....well......$72.20 IN THE HOLE AGAIN
And we end Wednesday with an account down to $4,722.78.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 and we open the day with $4,722.78 and after several trades we settle up for $22.03 in commission, there is that word again, the NFA Fee of $.18 and a Profit/Loss of $5.79. Well at least we ended the week on a positive note.

SO, Let's review the WoodiesCCIClub.com AutoTrader since the beginning of May. The account started out with $4,940.93 and after 5 days of actual trading the closing balance is now....$4,706.38 For a net gain of $234.55. HOLD IT, that ain't right....8 plus 6 carry the 4, divide by .618 and invert the ghost and convert to euros.......WOW, that is a loss of $234.55

So where did that money go, well the NFA made like a buck during that period, so no big deal there, not sure what a OTE fee is or a roll charge, maybe that is for the broker pay for their paper. It would seem that the commissions got about $60.00 plus dollars and the rest went to whoever was on the other side of the trade.

234.55 in 5 days would mean that this system might lose $1,032.02 by the end of the month at this rate. Of course, the commissions from this would be around $260.00. By the end of the second month, a decision would have to be made, as the account nears the intra-day margin.....send more money or pull the account.

This is not something that I pulled out of my backside, these are the fact they provided for all of us to review. When Woodies does his thing, we always boosts about having the holy grail and everyone else is BSski, he invented the leading indicator, he can front running the world, and at worse, getting out a breakeven since there will be better trades down the road. There are these 80% winners all the time and you just need to buy the advanced workshop, the DVD because that will help you.....yada yada yada.

The AutoTrader up to this point has done what anyone else can and does on a daily basis.......loose money, pay commissions. I guess the post in Wikipedia about the WoodiesCCIClub.com just being a feeder for a brokerage house was about where the hammer hit the nail on the head......
But we will continue updating to see if things change for the better before someone has to send more money to keep the account going.......anybody want to step up to the plate on that one??????

Still waiting for someone to contact me about coming to the workshop and trading along side of me on Monday.....anyone just anyone from the cult???

Is there a contest here?"


I cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, we have a bitch who is a lawyer,
married to a lawyer . . .

then we have another lawyer who is married to a bitch,
who is a lawyer.

On the other side, we have a war hero married to a
rea;ly good looking woman with nice set of .......
and who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

Thursday, May 08, 2008

YEA I'm talkin to you fool.........

That's right....that's right...I'm talkin to you fool, why ain't ya answering my emails, you afraid to come and show us all how you trade for a livin. You boost about these 10 out of 10 winners you have all the time, but you drive a 14 year old pickup. You boost about how yo stuff leads the markets, well why ain't ya leading us at the workshop?

Everything is paid for, I mean yo ain't goin to have to spend a dime, it's all free to you, we knows how you love that word FREEEEEEE. Shoot, we all is goin to do all the work for you tooooooo, you'ns only has to show up and do yo thing DUDE.

The "Once an for all shut me up workshop" and you ain't even gots the stones to come and do it. I am disappointed, not surprised but disappointed!!! Maybe one of yo brown shirts can come, OPPPPPPS, I think you are about out of brown shirts these days, ain't you?

OK, you don't need to send TonyUK, I ain't paying for first class for both him and his wife and since we don't drink, where ain't enough wine in the house to keep him happy. SO, what if you sent that Josey Outlaw Wells, I have seen his movies and you love to get an autograph...send him. Dr. Satish might be OKkkkk, but I would really like PEZ, I have a collection of his dispensers......

Come on MAN.......stand up and show us you can trade.

HILLARY HOPING LATE IOWA CAUCUS RESULTS WILL GIVE HER THE EDGE


CHAPPAQUA, NY – A secret memo from the Clinton campaign justifies Hillary staying in the primary race, despite the insurmountable odds of catching Barack Obama in the delegate count. The memo claims, “After months, of thousands upon thousands of volunteers wandering around the State of Iowa last fall, we can expect to add at least 10,000 new caucusers come June, July.”

Apparently, the volunteers who went door to door left behind more than leaflets and buttons. A State election official said, “This phenomenon happens every four years, although we’re expecting a bigger turn out in nine months this time, due to the caucus being early and the colder weather.”

Merle Boyd, pharmacist at the local Rexall Drug Store in, Des Moines said, “I noticed people was buying more petroleum jelly, but I just figured it was the cow’s teats that needed it, cus of the cold.”

State Officials are contemplating whether to change the State nickname from the Hawkeye State to the Cockeyed State or even the One-eyed State.
JAB

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

WOW, What a picture....It must be Spring time



WOW, what a picture, it must be Spring time in the Smoky's and everywhere else. This is just a great picture, it reminds me of the story in the bible, where these guys carried their friend to meet Jesus, because they knew he would help him.
When they got their the place was packed, so they went up and cut a hole in the roof to lower him down....and we know the rest of the story.



Just how far would you go to help a friend??????
How far would you go to help someone you never met??????
How far would you go and expect nothing in return??????
HOW FAR???????

When Bob passed away, there was a reason to be sad because he was an example of a man who would go further then most to help others without expecting anything in return. You could hear it in his laugh.

Ken Wood on the other hand expects only that you work for him, to moderate, write papers, excel spreadsheets, develop code, speak at his workshops all on your own dime and once your value is spent to just pretend you were never there. The list of people that have been brushed aside is amazing. But it's going to be hard to pretend that Bob wasn't there, if fact, he was one of the last great ones.

In your life, how far would you go, it's not about who has the most toys in the end, but about the value your life had on others.........in need!!!

SECURITY SECURITY.....RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

GATLINBURG, MAY 7, 2008, SECURITY ALERT:
Hey, I'm not sure why you want him at the workshop. But, I heard that he snuck into the house to scope it out and planted buggin devices during the tea. IF, you look real close at this pic (just click it on)I think there's possibly some truth to the rumor, Better have the house swept.

After receiving this alarming email, we have called in the Orkin man to do a swept of the entire house. So far we have found 34 cents in the sofa, 21 empty bags of Middleworth potato chips, 13 socks that don't match, 8 presents from the cat, 5 dust bunnies hiding under my mother in law, 3 twenty-nine minutes Russell charts, 2 jars of white lightin and a Gator flag.

We will keep sweepin.......and keep ya updated!!!!!......ROTFL

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

The Essentials of Trading.......just click it on the pic


You want the essentials of how to trade.....well click on the picture...sit back...relax...and follow along........ :)

I love the game of trading


So today, in the chat room we were long.....well at least I was, I was able to get long at 10:09 and 720.10. At the time, I was scared to death but the internals were screamin GET LONG DUDE, so I did and posted it live.

As the rally continued moving higher and pulling back and moving higher the ticks told the story, it got to the point that if you looked at the 15 minute chart you could just feel it was going to .618 of it selloff late last week, which is 729.50.

Then it happened, I said that if anyone shorted this (time was 11:19am) they were an idiot.....kinda a bold statement at the time, but I explained why I thought it was headed for that .618 retracement on the 15 minute chart.

Soon an email dropped into my inbox, first I thought maybe it was an answer to "The Challenge" but it was a good friend from the chat room. The subject line read, "Idiot Shorted" and I started to laugh. Sure enough, he had shorted, and sure enough the market did roll on higher to 729.50. Now it would be easy to bust on him for being an idiot.....BUT.

A successful trader has an edge, something he or she believes in, something that has served them well over time. The fact that I said, "Only an idiot would short here now without timing," didn't stop him from trading his "TRADING PLAN." The fact that the market didn't give him a reward for his risk isn't important. The important part is that you have to plan the trade and trade the plan....simple as that!!!!!

Somedays you are a mouse and somedays you are the cat......but no one wants to be a piece of cheese......

PS: OF course, to me the funniest part of this chart is that it looks like the CCI has been placed on the $TICK. Upper right chart, and "IF" I ain't mistaken there were a ZLR there. IS I seeing that right tar Kenny????

Just a play on word...isn't it???

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Just because the word fibonacci has the letters cci in it doesn't mean squat.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Still waiting for that reply from Ken Wood


Still waiting by my inbox for a reply to the email, will it be "YES", "NO" or "maybe"..no reply at all. I don't understand, Ken is not in Europe right now and he is not in China, he is not in Vegas, Chicago, Orlando, New York, Anaheim, San Francisco doing anything....so he must have read my email by now.

What a great opportunity to shut me up and take down this blog, PFG could even come along and promote their trading platform, the auto trader, books, DVD's, t-shirts, caps and mugs...pen and pencil sets.....whatever.

But I guess it won't be, you would have to have something of value to step up and trade live before 80 people who know the CCI and have lost real money trying to make it work and the whole world over the internet.....won't YOU????

Monday, May 05, 2008

The Gatlinburg Garden Club Annual Tea


Back during Christmas we had a couple ladies ask us if we would host the 2008 Gatlinburg Garden Club Annual Tea at the house. Well, it's hard to say no to a group of senior ladies with those big smiles. SO, the date was set, which is May 1 of every year. The gardener was going nuts the last couple of weeks as the weather would get nice and warm only to have a cold front roll by and drop the temp to around 33 degrees. New flower beds were added, two water fountains, and 60 trays of annuals. Meanwhile, inside the house, I even had to get into the act washing windows, dusting and hiding stuff......:)

They were suppose to come beginning around 12 and the "TEA" got on the road around 2pm to 4pm. Well, they were here when we came back from breakfast, just a couple from the flower committee, then a few from the food committee, then a few from the welcome committee and before 11am the house was under siege. Everyone brought a "dish" of something, lots of dishes of stuff, chocolate covered strawberries, homemade cookies, little tiny sandwiches (it took like 20 of them to get a real sandwiches) but the interesting thing was that the drink was not "TEA" after all. It was pineapple/sprite punch. But what an nice event as around 1:30pm the shuttle started to arrive and off the trolley came women dressed up for Sunday church wearing their best hats.....Kathy spent two hours at the front door as wave after wave of ladies came in.

The best head count was 126 non-committee members visited during the next two hours, touring the house, working past the dining room table and having a glass of ice cold punch and seeing their old time friends and hugging and telling stories. I was amazed at the whole process.

The goldens had to go.....so I took them out the servant entrance so they could run around the front yard, before long they were sitting next to ladies while being rubbed.....ever hear of a golden that didn't like being petted. I heard stories of their pets and I think they stole the show, if fact. Four o'clock came fast and as the ladies got back on board the goldens acted like they wanted to ride along....

The committees cleaned up and by 4:30pm the house was clean as a pin again, all the dishes and cups washed and put away. We did end up with more food then even I can eat in a week.....well we'll see.

The funny part was, after we thought they had all left, we decided to go to the Cracker Barrel for coffee, so my daughter ran around all 5 floors and turned off all the lights and music and checked to see if anyone was in the house before we armed it. No one was in the house, and so as we walked out the door there sat an 78 year ole lady rolling on the porch. Kathy said, "Are you waiting for someone?" "Yes", came the reply. Kathy then told the lady that everyone had left and did she need a ride somewhere? "She left me, well that stinker," pronouced the lady.

So we drove her over to her car and had a smile from her telling us stories about her friends.........

The rest of this month should be interesting as we come closer to the eductional workshops as two more "events" are on the plate before a bunch of traders come to town.....so stay tune.

Woodies CCI Club has been invited to come.......

Today I sent an email to formally invite Ken Wood to come and not only talk about how the CCI indicator could help us find setups, but also he could pedal his wears and on Monday show us live how the CCI could give us that extra little edge we are all looking for.

The question is now, will he come.......will he come and show us.....

I'll even pay his expenses, pick him up at the airport, put him up at the Park Vista or anywhere, if fact, it's up to him. He can come an enjoy a great East Tennessee style dinner complete with a local hillbilly band on Saturday night. Eat at the Pancake Pantry every morning where the food is out of this world. Drink all the beer he likes at the Brewery on Friday night to the Griffin's Brothers. Walk around the downtown area and listen to more local arts & crafts people singing and dancing.
Shoot, I'll even take him to Dollywood.......WOW what a great time we could have....but will he come?

Oh by the way, this is Ken Wood's private email address but...maybe I should sent one to woodies@woodiescciclub.com also.....?

Bob "Biggs" Bigliano has passed away......

I never met Bob, or as we came to know him as just "Biggs" but on Friday he passed away after a long and courageous battle with cancer. You had to like Bob, a gentle voice, admitted he had problems trading at times, just like the rest of us, always trying his best to help others....truly one of the guys that actually did use the motto...TRADERS HELPING TRADERS.

Rest in Peace Bob.....Rest in Peace, in lieu of flowers, donations may be made in his name to Delaware Hospice,1096 Old Churchmans Rd., Newark, DE 19713; or the Emmanuel Dining Room, 121 N. Jackson St., Wilmington, DE 19805.


We will all miss ya for sure.
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AMERICAN IDOL

AMERICAN IDOL

“I’m Ryan Seasection, welcome to American Idol. From eight candidates we are down to the final two -- Senators, Clinton and Obama.”

“Here’s their journey up to now -- one ‘Idol’ prefers Refco over Rezko, one of the idol’s spouse is the member of the family that wears the pants, while, the other one’s spouse drops his pants to show his member to someone outside the family and finally, only one ‘idol’ need not lift a toilet seat. Yet, despite their differences, they both agree -- wealthy people who make money are whores but it’s worth becoming a ‘john’ to finance your campaign,pissing off the Canadians and the Mexicans over NAFTA is good for Ohio and George W.Bush wouldn’t answer a 3:00 AM phone call from anyone but Dick.

Now let’s see what our judges have to say about the next American Idol.Randy, what about ‘idol’ Hillary?”

Randy:” Yo, babe listen up, I thought you lost it after Iowa but you know you came back nicely in New Hampshire, I don’t know, maybe it was the weepy thing you did but whatever it was, it worked. I think you’ve gotta be careful when you start laughing, though, you sometimes look like Marty Feldman on steroids, you know what I mean. I’d also get rid of the pants, man, don’t be afraid to show some leg. I know you can do it dude, you downed that shot of whiskey in Pennsylvania last month and looked what happened, not only did you win, but Bill phoned Eliot for some phone numbers, he’s worried.”

Paula:” I think you should be proud you’re a woman. You showed your decisiveness in New Hampshire by not wearing mascara because you knew when you cried it would probably have made you look like Alice Cooper, I think that showed courage. I also like the way you hide the gray that takes leadership, especially, if you’re going to “totally obliterate” Iran.”

Simon:”Frankly, I think your falsies are troubling…”

Randy “…I don’t know man, they look real to me.”

Simon: “…I don’t know what you call it in America but I mean the untruths like this Bosnia business and NAFTA, I mean, it really bothers me.Seriously, I think Randy’s right, you remind me of a bowling pin with that pant suit look. Having said that, whether you like it or not, you’re kind of a Mother Teresa figure for putting up with horndog.”

Ryan:” And now, ‘idol’ Barack, Randy.”

Randy: “Dude listen to me, I think it’s great an African American has come this far, I think you should change your first name though, there’s something about having the initials BO that sorta bothers me, I start thinking of armpits, you know what I mean. I like the fact though that from kindergarten you knew Iraq and capital gains tax would be an issue and that’s why you wanted to become president, that’s cool.”

Paula: “I think you should be proud you’re an African American. You’re an inspiration to all Americans. I would encourage people to read Ebony magazine to learn more about black culture.You remind me of hot chocolate with marshmallows on a cold day.”

Simon:”Wot are you saying Paula Abduh! Broc, you know I’ve liked you from the beginning and I think it’s yours to lose. You’ve done alright up until this Reverend Wright business. You know it’s hard for people to believe that in the 20 years you attended the church, you didn’t throw in an ‘amen’ occassionally.If I was you I’d learn to play the tambourine and join Hare Krishna. Saying that, I think you have to step it up a bit, Hillary had a shot of a Crown Royale,you should go back to having a fag once in a while…”

Randy: “Whoa dude, what are you talking about?”

Simon: “Sorry, you Americans call them cigarettes.”

Ryan: “There you have it, America, let’s review what the judges had to say, Senator Clinton --Randy thinks you should be careful of your look, saying you sometimes look like Alvin of the Chipmunks with those “puffy cheek things going on”, while, Paula thinks an image makeover wouldn’t hurt, “maybe hot pants, white boots and the song, ‘These Boots are made for Walking’ would turn your campaign around”. Simon likes the fact that you’ve loosen up but thinks, “maybe you should take even more starch out of your panties”. Senator Obama, Randy says wearing a lapel pin of ‘Jesus supports the NRA’ would get the “cling to guns and religion” vote ,while, Paula thinks wearing Bermuda shorts without the knee socks would attract the women vote and a Mister Rogers sweater would get the retirees. Simon likes your chances, saying you remind him of a young Lena Horne in drag -- coming from Simon, I’m not sure what that means.”

“It’s up to you, America --only one, can be the Democratic AMERICAN IDOL who meets the Republican AMERICAN HERO in November but -- you must VOTE.”

JAB

Sunday, May 04, 2008

IT's a sellout....the educational daytraing workshop is full


Unlike some market gurus out there, where you put on an educational workshop and a week before you see that you have a room for 100 and you only have 23...well you call the hotel and downside...ASAP. Or you see you have 200 and call the hotel and have them slide one of the walls back and setup more tables and chairs.

The educational daytrading workshop being held in the hills of Tennessee, well like the last time...I left anyone come that wanted too....right up to the last day and because the tables were wider then they should have been 24 inches instead of the 18 inches.....some had to sit off to the side. So this time, we know just how many can fit in.....and still be friends....:)

SO, as of today it's full plus two and also this weeks market action in the Russell2000 will be the material we use for the workshop, current data no smoke and mirrors from 2005 when it worked that week....no curve fitting....I also plan to compare the data from the second week in Sept 2007 against this week to see if it still holds up.

It has since 1998, but what the heck, also the marble game will have some interesting twists in it since most of you folks that have come to several of these sessions have figured out how to beat it by now.....:)

So the stage is set, just waiting to see if there are any takers on "The Challenge?"

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Time could be running short....


There is this great white man who says he can produce vast wealth for us all. We just need to join his way of doing things and without questions? He says he can tell you in advance when to enter the trade, and without watchin price. It has been said that he is coming to the mountains of Tennessee to show the secrets of the holy grail in a few weeks and I believe we should go and enter into the city now and wait for him. Rise up and friends and follow me........

Friday, May 02, 2008

Bush and Greenspan asking questions.....OH BOY


Barbara's husband is asking questions, after she personally ask Woodie to join her at her table and endorsed him, about all the stats on the website. Since they are there and then they are not there and then they are there and then they ain't there no moor, then they was there but now they ain't even tradin the ER, they is trading the Forex.

Greenspan seems to be enjoying it, after all he was the one who raised the rates enough to cause the sub-prime disaster, instead of just enforcing the lending rules, so he knows good marketing when he sees it and loves it.

Market Gurus and chat rooms


Well it's not always about the Woodies CCI Club now is it, we all from time to time get in a jam, stick our heads where they don't belong. Trade without stops, drive without the seatbelt, run around the house with a knife in our hands and it's doesn't matter how we got there either. What we need is someone to come along and give us a hand, something to get back on level ground so to speak.

In trading, and sometimes in other areas of our lives, we end up following what we believe is the messenger of the holy grail. Some guy who we think has become "The Master of Whatever", and is really only the master of marketing and you have fallen hook, line and sinker. So in trading it easy to get caught up in the moment.....and risk real money only to find out that you got screwed. So just remember, not everyone who shows up is there to help you.

Woodies CCI Club and "THE CHALLENGE" update


Since we all know how you always like to cut expenses let's do this...all the food will be free, you can stay in the nanny flat for free, we will pick you up at the airport for free, you can have a free workshop manual, take a couple pens and those sour balls off the conference tables, heck even pack some food to take back from the buffet if you like.

The dinner on Saturday night is free, the hillbilly band is free, all the beer you can drink is free (well until the keg blows), all the wine is free (except to TonyUK), we will even throw in the candle light ceremony in your name for free. We'll even sell your shirts, mugs, tote bags, pen and pencil sets, stuffed animals, visors, hats, coats, jackets, penants and shoot even your DVD box set. We would even sell your book for you if .......well let's not go there!!!!

FREE, FREE, FREE, and all you have to do is come and speak about the CCI, won't matter if we started out trading the ES....hold it that was to big or something, then we went to the ER for the past 4 years, with some of the YM, and some of the NQ, we traded C, S, W and the RR......oh no, that was DAX, never mind!!!!!

We have traded the 3m which proved to be wrong after 29 years of research but along the way we traded the 29 minute chart so we could front run the ones on the 30 minute and we traded the 9 minutes to front run the 10 minute folks. Then he traded the 5 minute not sure who we were front running. I always wondered if the CCI is a leading indicator and would get you in early and then the rest of the world would push it for us, why we had to front run the leading indicator by a minute. But then again, I never spent 30 years doing research on that.

We have traded all the time frames and different markets including the FOREX now, well that the autotrader doing that. Would that have something to do with being outside the bounds of the CFTC and all....so you can show whatever you want to show to help that marketing angle.

I would love to see Woodie send me an email and say....."Hey, Dude pick me up at the airport at 4:15 on Friday the 30th, and the Death Match in the Mountains is on, all I will need is a $2,500.00 speaking fee, in advance, plus my airfare, TonyUK airfare and airfare for his lovely wife, first class of course, and I need the best wine you can find, hopefully like the one we had at the Rivera that night. I think it was like 175 a bottle, and I need a table to sell my stuff, not bringing Susan this time, but we will figure out how to collect the cash, maybe TonyUK wife can handle that. Thanks for hosting this Sport, remember I am just doing this to help others."

SO, WHAT ABOUT IT WOODIE, come on and join all your friends you haven't seen over the past 7 years, come join us have a great evening with our home grown music, and enjoy the crisp clean Smokey Mountains.

We will be trading live on Monday......can you come???????

The History of the Middle Finger


Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since ‘ pluck yew ’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative ‘ F ’, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

It is still an appropriate salute to the French today! And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.