Monday, September 29, 2008

National Weather Services issues a WARNING!!!!

KNOXVILLE, TN: The National Weather Service has just issued a tornado warning for the Knoxville, Tennessee and surrounding counties. All citizens need to immediately go to Neyland Stadium as a touchdown there is highly unlikely under current conditions.

REPEAT......the National Weather Service has issued the following warning, please go immediately to Neyland Stadium.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sport,
In stormy times, look to your leaders. "Part of what a leader does is to instill confidence and to demonstrate that he or she knows what they are talking about so listen to him and follow what he is suggesting and we can fix this...so when the stock market crashed in 1929...."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTBZHf6WyG0

I have 300 gallons of aviation fuel, $ 5,000. in cash, a 5 week supply of Nutrisystem, so I have decided to stay here close by my bathtub (I'll climb in it if I get real scared)

Tennessee fans most likely will avoid a touchdown there in Neyland Stadium. Trust your leaders. 'give the fella a ten year contract. (Fulmer, not Biden)


Tiger2

Anonymous said...

Are you sure this isn't a hoax?
Wendy

Sport said...

A touchdown is when a team scores during a football game. Neyland Stadium hasn't seem that all year so far......
People are planting for sale signs in the front yard of the head coaches house.
What does UT Football and a Tampon have in common?

They are only good for one period.
Neither one has a second string.