Thursday, September 11, 2008


Due to world demand and the inability of traders from North Korea, Zimbabwe, Myanmar and South Ossetia to tag along for Trade-A-Longs, Kennie is releasing a complete 3 DVD set with over 5 hours explaining CCI (two hundred & one) trade setups and the mental dexterity to trade them.

Special Bonus #1
Kennie demonstrates the use of CHOPsticks on tofu in the Szechwan market.
Special Bonus #2
Follow Kennie on a paranormal search for the elusive GHOST.
Special Bonus #3
NEW For the first time Kennie introduces LIPSTICK for traders of Lean Hog and Frozen Pork Belly Futures. Watch as Kennie applies it to the open and smears it off three hours later. WARNING: Will not work on Milk Class IV Futures.

Customer Testimonials

“I love Kennies Home Study Course…such a nice boy, that Kennie…one complaint, though Kennie, screw the E-minis, Eurex, naked shorts and all that other crap… I trade cattle…“Where’s the Beef?”
Clara Peller
Wendy, Ilinois

“The CCI (two hundred & one) course teaches the importance ‘of achieving inner peace by finishing all the things you have started’... so before I started my trading day, I looked around to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished … I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel…Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr piss...”
Mrs. Peacock
The Villages Retirement Community, Florida

“The quality & professionalism of this DVD is the best I’ve ever seen…better even than the $114,000 I paid to Rielle Hunter’s production company…no KIDding!”
John Edwards
North Carolina

“My trading was a drag… I crossed over to Kennies CCI... I’m queen of the trading room now!”
Toronto, Canada

“This course is, hands down, the best… I am now able to get out of my shorts without sweating…the Lipstick setup, though, gives me the drive heaves for reasons I won’t go into…”
Ned Beatty
Deliverance, Georgia

“We thought we were average traders from Aussie Land… after trying Kennies Home Study Course… we now know we’re ‘down under’.”
Jack & Sheila

“…Kennies Home Study Course matches my Dial-O-Matic, Pocket Fisherman, Inside-The-Egg Scrambler, Mr.Microphone, Solid Flavor Injector, Smokeless Ashtray, Cap Snaffler,Six Star Knife Set… only second best though to my GLH 9 Hair in a Can Spray...”
Ron Popeil

Traders Haven, U.S.Lower 48

“Tired of being a caddy…take Kennies course… now it’s your putter, not someone else’s.”
Las Vegas, Nevada

The Vermont Scented Candle Company, “Candles helping Candles”
One Potato, Two Potato, Simple Trading System, “BUY green dots, SELL red dots”
Testosterone Nasal Spray, “Like Roger Federer you to can say, ‘new balls please’”
Traders Anxiety Laxative (TAL), “when your position is getting squeezed don’t hold back, take a TAL”
Swing Traders, “for live alerts call Mona 1-800-LEG OVER”
Goo Goo Clusters, “order by net weight .382 .618 .786 1.27 or 1.61 ounces”

PRICE: 3 monthly payments of $144.89 plus a one time only $21.34 fuel surcharge.
(Residents of Zimbabwe must bundle their currency in 13oz. stacks)
(Fuel surcharge waived for North Korea’s, ‘I’m so vewy wonley’, Kim Jong-il)

Bonus DVD IF you act now!!!
Kennies explanation of credit default, interest rate and equity swaps transactions not handled by electronic confirmation platforms, averaging about 1000 transactions per firm per month, continue to be handled through paper-based confirmations. In addition, almost all non-vanilla trades, averaging as many as 4000 transactions per month for the largest firms, also use paper-based confirmations. Creating these confirmations is one of the most crucial steps in the trade lifecycle, "but without the right solution," he says, "it can be the most complicated.”


Anonymous said...

The link is now gone for Woodies Famous Auto Trader system today. I wonder if they finally yanked it.

It started trading "Woodies Proprietary CCI" with $5,000. The statement published as of yesterday showed it at $2,600.

I'd say that nearly a 50% loss is about the right average most people see trading the CCI, but this system was Woodies' own "special" system just for the autotrader, which he touts as the saviour for traders. Get real.

DanT said...

Boy what an course! I can't wait to get my copy. I just hope the workshop doesn't turn into a creative writing class. Maybe we can all sign a letter we write collectively and send it to KENNIE?

DanT said...

What a course! I can't wait to get my copy. I just hope the trading webinar doesn't end up being a creative writing class! We will probably have to compose a class letter to Kennie and all sign it? In the meantime .I think I'll go join Mrs. Peacock!!