Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Congress is not responsible, just those who voted for the bastards.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed,
Poor mountainerrt, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shooting at some food,
And up through the mud came a bubblin crude,
(Oil, that is, black gold, texas tea).

Well the first thing you know, Jed thinks he's a millionaire,
But then Congress said, "Hey, get away from there!"
Said Cuba's the only place where drilling ought to be,
So they put him in a truck bound for the penitentiary,
(Jail that is, federal pen, with oil company ceo's)

Well now its time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin,
They ran out of gas and starved to death, casue Congress did them in,
You're all invited back to this locality,
But only if you're a caribou or you want to plant a tree,
(Don't come back now, ya hear?)

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