Wednesday, April 19, 2006

TRADING SYSTEMS "R" US

TRADING SYSTEMS “R” US
(As seen on QVC and the Boardwalk in Wildwood, NJ)
STRUGGLING TO MAKE MONEY IN YOUR DAY TRADING?
"You Can Make Money With Better Trades Using Less Money”

What they’re saying…
“There’s only one Matrix, Steve.”, Keanu Reeves

“predicting the future, you’ve got me beat.”, Nostradamus


“beats wagging the tail of that wanker husband of mine.”,
Camilla Parker Bowles


“the amounts I’ve been making, ain’t hay…forget television.”,
Mr. Ed, Alachua, FL

“In the past 3 months that I have been with him…over 1597 pips which is incredible.”
Gladys Knight, Atlanta, Georgia

“…literally, saved the roof over my head… hedged my shingles …the derivatives market in Bora Bora.”, Sport, Tennessee


“… clusters were the best.”, googoo.com, Nashville, TN“…I have made $1296.00.I have not lost any money. So I started with $10,000.00 and I’m at $11,296.00.”,
Dean Hagopian, Department of Mathematics at MIT

“Squat indicator…Best Kept Secret.”, Bog cleaner, Picadilly Circus

“My frustrations are now greatly reduced…”,
Norman Bates, Perkins, Okla.

“Just, loved the butterfly spreads, Stevie.”, Hannibal Lechter

“Du stinkst wie n pumakafig, Steve.”,
Gerhard Schroeder, a friend of Chris’, Kugelhandler, Germany

“You’ve helped me develop in other areas.”, Pamela Anderson, Labrador



“Thank you...finally bought first Big Mac.”,
Ishinosuke Uwano, Former Japanese soldier

“in solitary…love the tick signals.”
Theodore Kaczynski, The Big House, Florence, CO

“results… EminiLive…no longer embarrassment... locker room.”
Fabio, Blue Ball, PA

P.S. - Confucius said, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
OK, who didn’t pick up after their dog?


GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS REQUIRE DISCLOSURE OF THE FACT THAT WHILE THESE METHODS MAY HAVE WORKED IN THE PAST, PAST RESULTS ARE NOT NECESSARILY INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RESULTS. WHILE THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR PROFITS THERE IS ALSO A RISK OF LOSS. A LOSS INCURRED IN CONNECTION WITH TRADING FUTURES CONTRACTS CAN BE SIGNIFICANT. YOU SHOULD THEREFORE CAREFULLY CONSIDER WHETHER SUCH TRADING IS SUITABLE FOR YOU IN LIGHT OF YOUR FINANCIAL CONDITION SINCE ALL SPECULATIVE TRADING IS INHERENTLY RISKY AND SHOULD ONLY BE UNDERTAKEN BY INDIVIDUALS WITH
Sorry, about the font problem.
JAB

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