Wednesday, March 28, 2007

MOST RECENT URBAN LEGENDS


MOST RECENT URBAN LEGENDS
Jet Blue, with its extra leg room, is the official airline of “Dancing with the Stars”.

Refco stands for Real Easy Financing Clinton Only.

Al Gore invented the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Jerry Falwell supports “Bong Hits 4 Jesus.”

There is DNA proving Elvis fathered Nicole Smith’s child.

Dennis Kucinich only shaves once a week.

A runny nose while taking Flomax means your mojo‘s working.

Vice President Cheney wants to be called Richard, not Dick.

MVP Steve Nash of the Phoenix Suns got thrown out of Canada because he couldn’t skate.

The market doesn’t have to talk to YOU, to be a successful trader.

TonyUK from the Ukraine worked Covert Central Intelligence (CCI) for Внутренние войска Министерства внутренних дел, Vnutrenniye Voiska Ministerstva Vnutrennikh.
JAB

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