The Joy of Being Retired!!!!!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went Downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out and there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I Went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired Person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I Called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another Ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.

I came downtown on the bus and the Car that he was putting the tickets was a car that had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm Retired. It's important to my health.