Saturday, August 27, 2005

Now that you know it's just "YOU".....try this



During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director,
"What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

"Well..." said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and
offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient
and ask them to empty the bathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
4. All the above?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon
or the teacup." Which is your pick....1...2...3 or 4.
Results tomorrow night....ROTFL

10 comments:

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Anonymous said...

woodie is scamming his mods making them work for free, building his room and he is getting all the kickbacks, free chart services, airfare, food expenses, lodging, cash awards and payments and a name for himself. which by the way, will lead to a book in which he will make people pay for and will onl;y give a little bit if any to the children. you mark my words people. just wait.

you people helping do all the work are getting what?

lied too. thats what.

Anonymous said...

i pull the plug....

Anonymous said...

id question what authority the nurse has to give me such option, and what makes her think there is even a problem, along with why she is making it so complicated when i can just get out of the tub on my own free will.

btw, does the nurse wear thigh-high stockings?

Anonymous said...

Pull the plug...but wait....what if...I mean...is the Doc watching me? STOP WATCHING ME....I MEAN IT!!!!STOOOOOPPPPP!!!GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

lol, now woodie wants to fly MPLay (scammer) in to show people at dallas TAL Autotrading.

Give me a f'ing break you old man. First, Mplay is a scamming poor trader. We all know that. Seconds, Autotrading doesn't work, let alone the brand new setup he has made. We saw it live. It lost 9 trades out of 9. Who are you kidding?

Why would you want to spend money flying someone in that would only serve to confuse new people? you KNOW the system doesnt work. You know autotrading is for learning purposes. Are you really that F'ing dumb old nasty man?

You are scamming people and it is clear. Stop spending the childrens money on wasted needless costs. Tonyuk was useless and spent 2 weeks in Denver. WTF did you pay for that?

You are a peice of sh*t woodie and you should be ashamed of yoruself.

Answer these charges if you are a man!

Dennis Bolze said...

The answer is of course, just what Anonymouse said.....PULL THE DANG PULL FOOL.....
What did you think of?
Are you thinking outside the box or stil inside.....??????

Another problem tomorrow night....a true but sad story.

Anonymous said...

You are right about it all being a scam, so don't hold your breath waiting for the biggest bullsh*tter on the planet to give you any information about his activity or reasons.
Let's wait and see if any things go to the kids he so proudly likes to talk about.