Singer Sheryl Crow has said, “I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.” While, her bog says it was joke, someone went dumpster diving in her trash and found this, in her handwriting:
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Exceptions to the ‘one size fits all’, would be -
-Queen Elizabeth 11 for her 1992 Annus Horribilis

-The Red Hot Chili Peppers
-Dungaree wearers
-The Winnipeg Blue Bombers
-Anyone who eats a hot dog at Sabarett’s on the corner of 57th & 5th in NYC
-Rosie O’Donnell & Al Gore the unfortunate sufferers of ‘phatassimus maximus’
-Dennis Kucinich, he’s always getting dumped on
-A bear in the woods
-Lance Armstrong, that tush deserves more
-Europeans who wear a Speedo on our beaches
-Plumbers who show crack
-Day Traders legging an E-Mini NASDAQ/Russell spread, as their computer crashes
Must ask Laurie David if the cavemen from Geico are single
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JAB