Thursday, October 25, 2007

Happy Birthday Hill.........don't get upset you're lookin great for a chick at 60


Dear former President Clinton,
I would be honored to sing “Happy Birthday Mrs. President” to your wife.
Marilyn Manson

Dear Mrs. Clinton,
How appropriate, year of the dog.
Happy Birthday anyway,
Monica Lewinsky

Happy B’Day, Hill!
Hef
P.S. I for one like the cleavage.

Happy Birthday Mrs. future President
You know if I was there I would throw the most extravagant party ever for you.
Number one Bundler,
Norman Hsu
Messa County Correctional Facility

Birthady feliz mi bonito.Las rosas rojas estan para ti y los cigarros estan para el “muchacho del amante”. Tu admirerer scret,
Fidel

Happy Birthday Hillary,
Thanks for your support and taking the time to have dinner with me in the Senate dinning room the other night. I understand that yet again my words got confused. When the waiter asked me how I like my lamb, I did not say, “pushing back,” I said “less fat.”
Your stalwart friend from Idaho,
Larry Craig

A very Happy Birthday Senator Clinton. You know you can count on me and my white Bronco to knife my way through Miami traffic when you’re campaigning in Florida.
Orenthal James Simpson

Happy Birthday, there, Hillary,
If you ever get a proclivity to Greek love, I’ll be there for ya.
Gamma Alpha Upsilon,
Rosie O’Donnell

Happy Birthday/Bonne fete
Sincerely,
Stephen J. Harper
The Loonie Prime Minister of Canada,

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
476 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Dear Senator Clinton,
We endorse your 60th birthday.
Arthur Sulzberger Jr, Publisher
New York Times
Joan Blades & Wes Boyd
MoveOn .org

Dear Senator Clinton,
Best wishes on your 60th.I hope you enjoy my Thighmaster Gold, to keep you tone and fit, just place it between your legs and squeeze.
Suzanne Somers

Happy Birthday, Hillary hope you and Bill enjoy this vintage (spring ’07) bottle of Blue Nun.
Ted
The Betty Ford Clinic

Dear Senator Clinton,
Many happy returns of the day,
Please, enjoy these flip flops next time you’re walking the sands of Iraq.
Respectively,
General David Petraus

Happy Birthday Senator Clinton,
Please accept this Isagenix 30 day President’s pak and 3 cases (2736 yds.) of ButlerWeave Floss as a jump start for your universal Health Care Plan.
Sincerely,
drbob

Happy Birthday Hillary,
Where, have the years gone? Gosh, it only seems like yesterday when you were on CBS’ 60 Minutes and said: “I’m not sitting here like some little woman ‘standing by my man’ like Tammy Wynette.”
Love,
Michelle Obama

Happy 62nd Birthday,
That’s right, we know, you were born in 1945 to a Walloon mother and a Flemish father while they were attending the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow. They disappeared in 1959 during the Leopoldville riots in the Belgian Congo. You were flown on Trans Canada Airlines flight 1618 to Gander, Newfoundland in the spring of 1960 and came to the US at the small border crossing of Coburn Gore, Maine, disguised as a member of The Girls Choir of Harlem. The complete story will be in next month’s issue of Redbook, available on newstands November 8th.
Better living through truth,
The vast right-wing conspiracy

JAB

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a great picture LOL!

pooh said...

Sport
where is your room in paltalk?
have sent e-mail but will not go through
Thank you

Sport said...

send it to:
dbolzes@chartertn.net