Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Mid Life Crisis I think......


When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman.

It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of the bargain." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great. They really know to solve a mid-life crisis...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Woodies 100 club : only $600 and it all goes to charity...but not direct, ofcourse.

Sign up now because there are only 500 places !!!!

Anonymous said...

The CCI: created by someone who never used it and promoted by someone who never traded for a living but managed to blindly convince others to wipe out their accounts trying.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dennis, great to see you back. Are you planning on setting up shop anywhere soon? I got an email saying www.tradingrooms.com was been rolled out, is that the platform your guy was working on? I downloaded it, it seems pretty slick compared to the old hc. Will there be a traders paradise there in the new year? It looks like you guys did a great job with it.

Thanks
Simon