STOCK MARKET ADVICE!!!!

Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and give a warning since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON. Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company, Northern Tissue Company.

Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom yesterday, and millions were wiped clean.

It's a tough market out there. Be careful!