New Government Seal:

Official Announcement:
Dateline: Washington DC, from the office of Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic Congressional Clausus, July 4th, 2008.

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!?

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.