I shall go to the land of crap ...and roll the dice to defend our honor!

Yes, I shall go the land of the crap tables and roll the dice to defend our honor this day. Prepare thy selves, as we shall all go to this place. Someone wake up Bob and tell him to prepare for the trip across the desert and we must leave immediately.

Be not afraid of this man from the hills, as he is only a redneck mortal and with an ego the size of a double wide Roman chariot. Whisper not amoung yourselves and come forth from the wall with thy raised hands, Remember, that we have the power in thyself to defeat this menace.

Perpare now so we may go...quickly I say....time is wasting.